as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them
Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.
I just ran into Keith Richards, what a man
I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic.
I’m the type of person that never starts a conversation and then wonders why I have no friends
my irl friends r my problematic faves