He was the loneliest kid i'd ever met

dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them


cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

posted 15 hours ago via nerd-deep · originally cknd
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johnentwinkle:

I just ran into Keith Richards, what a man

johnentwinkle:

I just ran into Keith Richards, what a man


atheous:

pale/glow

atheous:

pale/glow


tastier:

more here! ^-^

tastier:

more here! ^-^

posted 15 hours ago via tastier · originally ffuku
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deelekgolo:

I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic.


sorry:

I’m the type of person that never starts a conversation and then wonders why I have no friends

posted 15 hours ago via haunchmaster · originally sorry
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studip:

my irl friends r my problematic faves

posted 16 hours ago via nerd-deep · originally studip
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  • me after every conversation: shit they'll never wanna talk to me again
posted 16 hours ago via nerd-deep · originally cuteless
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